Friday, July 20, 2007

New New Order

So it turns out that Captain, erm... Pete Hook forgot to consult his band mates before announcing the disbanding of New Order in May. As it happens, BBC has reported that the band (with 2 members remaining) is still together. Pete's just not a part of it anymore.

Ha! It's good to know that it's not just the local indie guys who can't seem to manage their business between them, communicate with one another, and who have one guy taking it upon himself to speak [falsely] on behalf of the entire group. It's also good to know that in the end (although, usually after way longer than it should take) said jack-offs are weeded out and on to other irrelevant projects, leaving the functional core of the group to finally (hopefully) produce something that the rest of us will actually be psyched to get on our desks.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

When I Grow Up...

When I grow up I want to be a...



ROCK STAR!!!!





According to studies and polls over the years conducted by the Junior Achievement becoming an entertainer is still one of the top 5 ideal careers kids hope to become when they grow up.


The Rock 'n' Roll Star still beats out comedians, actor/actress, and magicians as the number one coveted career in entertainment.


In an effort to show the true rock'n'roll lifestyle here is a video the ever entertaining Rock'n'Roll Soldiers put out (that always manages to make me laugh as it brings to mind many band guys I know personally) in a "Cribs" style parody that somewhat manages to depict the life of a modern day band (or at least a lot better than MTV or VH1 ever will).



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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Shameless Reports: Artists and Managers...So Happy Together

Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan of The Turtles take us through their journey in the music business and talk about working with eight different managers only to end up with the first one.



Thank you to Tess Taylor and the NARIP Newsletter for turning us onto this great video

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Happy Birthday Celli!

Don't forget to wish your little buddy a Happy Birthday! As today marks the birth of our #1 "we'd rather die than go without it for a day" accessory...the cell phone!
hmmm...I wonder if cell phones get free car washes on their birthdays as well?








(LtoR: 1984's DynaTAC 8000X and The Juicy Couture Sidekick II)

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Friday, March 30, 2007

Shameless Reports: Bowie Curates H&M's High Line Festival

As I recovered from SXSW, while both looking forward to and dreading the approaching 3-day Coachella, glad to be skipping it's new country cousin the Stagecoach Festival, considering making plans to attend Lollapalooza and CMJ this fall, wondering if my boyfriend's band will play Sunset Junction this August, or if they'd pursue Fuck Yeah Fest, the Silverlake Music Fest, or Arthur Fest instead, concerning myself with coverage for the magazine of Bumbershoot and VooDoo Music Experience, avoiding all discussion of Bonnaroo (dirty hippies), and making plans to go out tonight with my girlfriend with close ties to Warped Tour and Taste of Chaos, I found myself thinking: we really need more music festivals in this country.

My wish has been granted, and as much as I love David Bowie, I kinda' couldn't care less. Aside from the fact that the festival is a tedious 10 days long!, the amazing Mr. Bowie isn't even performing himself. But if you care more, you can check out the 411 on yahoo.com or the festival's official site.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Shameless Reports: Modest Mouse Debut Was Not So Modest

In fact, We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank is #1 according to Billboard earlier today! Not bad, and especially exciting following The Shins' #2 debut of Wincing the Night Away (curse you, Chingy! Or was it Akon?...). For better or worse, Indie Rock is finally following in the footsteps of its grandpa, Alternative Rock.

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Monday, February 12, 2007

Shameless Reports: It's Official - The Police Announce World Tour!

No dates have been announced yet, but they'll be touring North America first, probably starting in May. Where's the line starting? I'm camping out!

Check out more at cnn.com.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Shameless Reports: The Police Part Deux

It's confirmed - they're reuniting! This is way bigger than Roth and Van Halen. They're emphasizing that they've only committed to opening the Grammys on Feb. 11 (anyone know where they'll be after-partying, and can you get us in? Pleeeeease?), but who do they think they're kidding? We're putting out money down on a summer tour.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Shameless Reports: Noise Pop Lineup Announced







Kicking off February 27th, San Francisco's Noise Pop Festival promises performances from over 100 acts, including:

The Actual
Aqueduct
Autolux
The Bent Mustache
Black Fiction
The Bird And The Bee
The Botticellis
Boyskout
Brightblack Morning Light
Built For The Sea
Cake
The Changes
Vic Chesnutt
Clinic
Comedians Of Comedy
The Coup
The Dandy Warhols
Death Of A Party
Dios Malos
The Donnas
The Dwarves
Elephone
Earlimart
Erase Errata
Roky Erickson And The Explosives (13th Floor Elevators)
The French Kicks
The Gray Kid
Gris Gris
Hella
Jolie Holland
Honeycut
Love Of Diagrams
Lyrics Born
Ted Leo And The Pharmacists
Willy Mason
Midlake
Minipop
Money Mark
The Morning Benders
The Mumlers
Alexi Murdoch
The New Amsterdams
The New Trust
The Oohlas
Oranger
Patton Oswalt
The Ponys
Pop Levi
Brian Posehn
Josh Ritter
Zach Rogue
Scissors For Lefty
Sea Wolf
Sebadoh
Simon Dawes
Spinto Band
The Submarines
Richard Swift
Tartufi
John Vanderslice
The Watson Twins
Women And Children
and more...

more info and the complete linup available at www.noisepop.com.

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Shameless Reports: Liquid Experience?

What's next? Is Mick Fleetwood going to have his own line of Wine? Carlos Santana a line of shoes? Oh right, they already do. Well I guess if Paul Newman can have his own line of salad dressing...wait no...still NOT ok with it.

Jimi Hendrix energy drink in works

01/24/2007 10:44 AM, AP


A new energy drink doesn't promise to give you the juice to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix, but it does hope to give you a "Liquid Experience."

Beverage Concepts says its nonalcoholic "Liquid Experience" drinks, named for Hendrix's breakthrough album, "Are You Experienced?" will debut in April.

The concept is irking some Hendrix fans, many of whom still consider him the greatest guitarist of all time.

"To see his image and the beautiful feelings it has created during my lifetime cheapened by base advertising... is very disappointing to me," said bassist Michael Balzary, better known as Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

The image of Hendrix, who died in 1970 from a drug overdose in London, has been licensed for products including baby clothing, an air freshener, lava lamps and a Christmas ornament. Portions of royalties have gone to several educational causes, including the United Negro College Fund, said Bruce Kuhlman, director of licensing and brand development for Authentic Hendrix, the Seattle-based company that controls use of Hendrix's name and images.

Beverage Concepts Chief Executive Josh Glass said his company would honor Hendrix's memory by donating some of the profit from the Liquid Experience to an unidentified music education foundation.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Shameless Reports: The Prodial Gigolo Returns

Start practicing your splits and scissor kicks! David Lee Roth is rejoining Van Halen (literally now, as Eddie's son Wolfgang - only 15 years old! - is taking over the bass) for a summer tour, according to Billboard online. You can check out the whole story if you want, but we just told you the important part.

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Shameless Reports: Major Label 101 + 1

BBC News reported this morning on a new aggregator service called Merlin, which launched this past Saturday. Merlin, an agency established by independent labels worldwide, will make deals for mp3 downloads with cell phone services and download sites on behalf of the indie labels it represents. Its agents have even claimed that the service will be the "fifth major", vying on the level of Universal, Sony BMG, EMI, and Warner Music.

Read the full story here.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Shameless Reports: Your Odds of Getting Signed to V2 Just Got Slimmer

Out with the old, in with the new

In this case that saying may be a little backwards...

According to the Music Box:

V2 Records announced a major restructuring that will find the label focusing on catalogue sales rather than new releases. President Andy Gershon and 35 others lost their jobs on Friday as part of the deal. V2's COO Michael Olsen will manage the company from its Nashville office, and artists from The White Stripes to Moby will be left without a home. The label initially was meant to emphasize catalogue sales, so in a sense, this is a back-to-basics move.

No news yet on which artists, if any, will be kept on the roster. Members of the V2 family included The Adored who now list their label info as "formerly V2 Records," UK faves The Rakes, as well as L.A.'s own Cold War Kids, who are on the verge of releasing their new EP Hang Me Up to Dry the 29th of this month.

While waiting to hear the news of who is left label-less, or if you happened to be one of the unlucky ones unable to score tickets to one of Cold War Kids' "back to their roots residency" shows in LA or NY this month, sit back and enjoy their video for the title track Hang Me Up to Dry off their upcoming CD.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Shameless Reports: R.I.P. TRL

Could it be the career launcher of the "sensitive but tough" guy groups (*NSYNC , Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees ), Pop-Punksters like Blink 182 and Pop Princesses (Britney Spears , Christina Aguilera) and not to mention original host Carson Daly is coming to an end? But where else would we go to watch music videos only to be interrupted every 5 seconds by a shrieking fan (more often than not a young tourist from the mid-west visiting Times Square for the first time) from declaring their undying love for the video's artist?

The New York Daily News is reporting that this is indeed a fact. Apparently the ratings for MTV's Total Request Live (TRL) have hit an "all time low" averaging only approximately "300,000 viewers" according to Nielsen Research.


The reportedly "voluntary" ousting of MTV former president Michael Wolf last Thursday may have been a sign of big changes to come.

I blame this on technology! Thanks to sites like You Tube and My Space fans can watch videos from their favorite artists/bands any time they want. There is no need for them to wait around each day to request them. Not to mention games like
Guitar Hero...today's youth (and many of my own 20-something and 30-something friends) is too busy playing the part of a musician to stop and watch any sort of live musical performance! Heck pair up any of the video hosting sites with a cell phone, and they can shoot their own video!

Quick!!! Someone find Lou Pearlman and tell him we need to create a boy band on the double to prevent this from happening!!!!

Read the full story here.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Shameless Reports: Dial Neon Bible Toll Free!

Of all the ways to promote an indie release, this has to be one of the most interesting:

Arcade Fire's highly anticipated Neon Bible will be released on March 6. Finally! In addition to driving fans to the band's website, they've created a concept site specifically for the album - www.NeonBible.com - which includes a preview of the first track, "Black Mirror." Okay, so that's not so unique. But they're also promoting a toll free number for the release, as well! That's right, call

1-866-NEON BIBLE

for some poor quality sound bites. Don't let that deter you - it's actually kind of interesting, and an idea that we might see much more of in the future. And I give them 100 points for creativity!

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Friday, January 05, 2007

Shameless Reports: Viva La Shortlist!

The New Pantheon has crumbled and is being replaced this year with its predecessor, The Shortlist award. This award was given out each spring since 2001 to notable under-the-radar musicians and groups, as decided upon by a panel of "Listmakers" - past listmakers have included Beck, Perry Farrell, Pharrell Williams, Massive Attack, and The Cure, to name a few - but it was replaced by the now-defunct New Pantheon award in 2005. It makes its return this year with new plans just now being announced.

See the whole story at VH1.com

and check out the Shortlist official site for more information.

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